Omnifarious Morganisms - Redux
It seems so long ago that we were talking about President Biden’s continued candidacy, and at the time, I posted my original piece featuring a few possible slogans/memes I’d come up with, and several observations that I’d made over the past several years for the upcoming election. Since Vice President Harris is now the clear Democratic candidate, I offer these updates, available for use attribution-free.
[Note: For this, I’m using the name of “He who shall not be named,” instead of FRAUD (Fake Republican Attacking Unifying Democrats), the Abominable Showman, Felonious Trump, Felonious T, Convicted Felon, or any of the other pseudonyms I’ve used previously]
Vice President Harris sees the Presidency as a team effort. Trump sees the Presidency as himself.
Vice President Harris will assemble a Cabinet of capable and qualified professionals, regardless of Party affiliation. Trump will refill his “Tool Cabinet.”
If Republicans are for smaller government, why do they keep running for office?
A massive BLUE WAVE can wash away the toxic RED TIDE!
To our Republican friends: When you hitch your wagon behind a horse’s a$$, don’t be surprised if you wind up eating a lot of horse$#!+.
I long for the days when Democrats and Republicans couldn’t agree on policy. Now they can’t agree on facts.
The only votes that don’t count are the ones that are not cast.
If you don’t exercise your right to vote, don’t exercise your right to complain about the outcome.
If you don’t vote because you think your vote won’t make a difference, you can count on it.
Vote Character first, Integrity second, Policy third. Policy can change.
It’s not enough to just VOTE OUT the Republicans; we need to OUTVOTE them at every turn!
Vote like your life depends on it. It just might.
Your vote is private. Nobody needs to know whom you support.
When Republicans are in charge, they issue America a credit card with a high
limit, and run it up to the limit. When Democrats are in charge, Republicans demand that it be paid off.
Something Republicans and Democrats can agree on – kinda:
Republicans: “I care about me.”
Democrats: “I care about you.”
A number of people truly believe that Trump is being treated unfairly by the justice system. Zero is a number.
I’ve come to believe that there’s a great deal of substance to Trump's claims of his innocence, political persecution by the Biden/Harris administration, and fraudulent votes causing the 2020 election to be stolen from him. Bull$#!+ is a substance.
Today’s Republican Party: a self-made case for birth control.
Trump’s speeches are a steady diet of tasteless word salad, tossed and drenched with fact-free, irony-rich window dressing.
Commentary on the likes of MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, Gosar, Tuberville, Vance, etc.: somebody must have peed in their gene pool.
Trump delights in tossing chum to the MAGAlomaniacal sharks circling in battery-infested waters.
If Trump is allowed back into the White House, he’ll no longer qualify as The Biggest Loser; the American people will.
You can’t fix TRUMPID! [Ron White paraphrased]
Definition of trumpidity:
And finally, some sign designs:
And for the other guy: